Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Officer Mckee and Mayor Paul were right there in the middle of everything I think I might be getting a visit from them here in a bit. Because we high tailed it out of there like a jack rabbit in June once we got down to McKinley. So this might be my last post. Thank y'all again for being with me till the end. It was fun. And remember Rosa!
Operation Darkwing was a huge success. Let me tell you. So its 11 am and the Trumbull county winery show is in full swing down on Ohio Avenue. Me and David load up the cargo truck with about 80 or so of our Campbells, Pekings, and the big ugly Muscovies. Those are the ones that hiss and got that red growth around their beaks. So we took the drive down to Ohio Avenue and took a turn where the show started. David started blaring that song and we rigged the back to open up and let loose the parade of ducks. We kept a real nice 3mph pace and just had ourselves one hell of a parade. Barb had baked a bunch of duck shaped sugar treats that she tossed out. The kids and ducks loved those. Ducks quacking and people screaming for their lives had never sounded better. No one was in any real danger, cept maybe those trying to mess with those Muscovies.
I've been in the duck farming business for about 25 years now. I grew up on this farm learning everything about corn and ducks from my father. He started the duck farm to help out with money when the crops don't do so good. As for the duck law I guess I've never really looked into it. But just the other day I tried riding down Ohio Avenue with a couple of White Campbell's to show Clint and I got pulled over by officer McKee. Said I should know better and told me if he saw me parading my ducks around this street again he'd write me another ticket. Said I should hop off on 2nd street and get going again on Pennsylvania. Well by the time I got to Clint's place the three Campbell's were all fussing around and shitting everywhere on everything. Made me feel like a damn fool. Covered his new truck in duck shit. Gave him 4 bucks to go and get it washed.
The picture is Clint
My son David is real proud that I got everything set up. Said I was a natural at this stuff. Also told me to put a picture of myself and of some of our Alyesbury ducks so you all could sympathize with my problem. I'll admit the little guys are pretty cute.
Hi, I'm Jim Day. I'm a duck farmer from McDonald Ohio. A small little village in Ohio.
I'm not to good at this computer stuff but I decided to give it a whirl to get my message out there. My son David told me I should give it a try. Said everyone now a days was doing it to say something. He works at that technology store Best Buy so he's pretty smart.
Well my point in creating this thing and having it out there for the world to see is because McDonald Ohio has this law that an individual is not allowed to “parade their duck down Ohio Avenue”. Well that puts me in a pickle cause I've got my farm down on Madison Street and the market is way downtown on McKinley Street. The only direct route to get to McKinley is on Ohio Avenue. But seeing as how all I'm transporting is my ducks it's illegal.
Now before you go and judge me of my problem realize this is my life. I raise these ducks for their meat and ship them downtown to the market to make a living. They go all over the Midwest. I'm one of the largest duck farmers in Ohio. But these cops have arrested me more than once for “parading” my ducks down Ohio Avenue. The one was a big enough ass to charge me fifty bucks for deliberately disobeying the law. So now I usually take Pennsylvania or Watson Marshall road to transport my livelihood. But the roads are full of pot holes and add about 30 minutes to my drive. Last thing you wanna see on earth is a hopped up angry mallard thats been shook for 30 minutes. I don't wish that on anyone.
So this is my problem and I guess my new blog.